Office Quotes http://officequotes.wordpress.com Random shit comes out of our office. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:48:10 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/cda06642a546c44b65800ff15d909926?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Office Quotes http://officequotes.wordpress.com http://officequotes.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/96/ http://officequotes.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/96/#comments Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:48:10 +0000 qotd http://officequotes.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/96/ ]]>

I would like to meet whoever is buying those things, and slap them across the face with my own stirwand.

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would general suckage be a bug?

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this Coke I’m drinking tastest like bbq sauce.

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“Cans of Compressed Air make great flamethrowers. But have a horrible burn vapor. Shit made me dizzy.”

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“What would Neil Patrick Harris Do?” “Guys.” “…”

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I can quit the internet today.

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we did something like that once. except it was with my little pony and batman.

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“it looks almost like a klan starter kit”

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“your wife will kill you.”
“Sweet. Will she stuff my body like a pinata with Lego Clonetroopers?”
“if she does i am hitting you with a bat”

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“my phone’s vagina is broke”

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