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  • 01:48:10 pm on January 8, 2009 | 0 | # |

    I would like to meet whoever is buying those things, and slap them across the face with my own stirwand.

     
  • 03:36:50 pm on October 2, 2008 | 0 | # |

    would general suckage be a bug?

     
  • 02:19:20 pm on September 16, 2008 | 0 | # |

    this Coke I’m drinking tastest like bbq sauce.

     
  • 08:28:49 am on September 4, 2008 | 0 | # |

    “Cans of Compressed Air make great flamethrowers. But have a horrible burn vapor. Shit made me dizzy.”

     
  • 02:13:12 pm on August 27, 2008 | 0 | # |

    “What would Neil Patrick Harris Do?” “Guys.” “…”

     
  • 07:11:57 am on August 27, 2008 | 0 | # |

    I can quit the internet today.

     
  • 08:32:53 am on August 20, 2008 | 0 | # |

    we did something like that once. except it was with my little pony and batman.

     
  • 08:18:57 am on July 28, 2008 | 0 | # |

    “it looks almost like a klan starter kit”

     
  • 02:41:38 pm on June 30, 2008 | 0 | # |

    “your wife will kill you.”
    “Sweet. Will she stuff my body like a pinata with Lego Clonetroopers?”
    “if she does i am hitting you with a bat”

     
  • 11:52:25 am on June 13, 2008 | 0 | # |

    “my phone’s vagina is broke”

     
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