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qotd 1:48 pm on January 8, 2009 | 0 | # |

I would like to meet whoever is buying those things, and slap them across the face with my own stirwand.
qotd 3:36 pm on October 2, 2008 | 0 | # |

would general suckage be a bug?
qotd 2:19 pm on September 16, 2008 | 0 | # |

this Coke I’m drinking tastest like bbq sauce.
qotd 8:28 am on September 4, 2008 | 0 | # |

“Cans of Compressed Air make great flamethrowers. But have a horrible burn vapor. Shit made me dizzy.”
qotd 2:13 pm on August 27, 2008 | 0 | # |

“What would Neil Patrick Harris Do?” “Guys.” “…”
qotd 7:11 am on August 27, 2008 | 0 | # |

I can quit the internet today.
qotd 8:32 am on August 20, 2008 | 0 | # |

we did something like that once. except it was with my little pony and batman.
qotd 8:18 am on July 28, 2008 | 0 | # |

“it looks almost like a klan starter kit”
qotd 2:41 pm on June 30, 2008 | 0 | # |

“your wife will kill you.”
“Sweet. Will she stuff my body like a pinata with Lego Clonetroopers?”
“if she does i am hitting you with a bat”
qotd 11:52 am on June 13, 2008 | 0 | # |

“my phone’s vagina is broke”

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