we did something like that once. except it was with my little pony and batman.
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“it looks almost like a klan starter kit”
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“your wife will kill you.”
“Sweet. Will she stuff my body like a pinata with Lego Clonetroopers?”
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“my phone’s vagina is broke”
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“No one-finger scoobies. That’s not allowed.”
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“I’d go. Gay as hell but he can sing.”
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Come see me. I want you to taste something.
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So it was recording when you said you wanted to rape me?
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Guy 1: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0b6_1208099669
Guy 2: do I really want to look at this??
Guy 1: Sure
Guy 2: damn. that’s bad
Guy 1: I’d take a broken leg over getting finger-ass-raped any day.
Guy 2: that’s a REALLY hard toss up for me.
Guy 2: yes, you are violated
Guy 2: but once it’s over you can drink enough to forget it happened
Guy 2: with a knee bent completely in the wrong direction….
Guy 2: not so much.
Guy 1: You can heal from physical wounds. A finger-ass-raping would damage you physically and mentally.
Guy 2: that’s why it’s a toss up that I will hopefully NEVER have to make
Guy 1: The only thing that might help is pudding.
Guy 2: and it all comes back to pudding.
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“That’s why he punches people and runs away: surrendering’s in his blood.”
